My monologues of madness..

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Indigo Affair

It happened one rainy night. I discovered her by accident. Like it was always meant to be. To an observer it might have seemed like a classic cinematic setup - a Mise-en-scène in a film noir if you please.

She beckoned. I obliged.

The place was basic, bold and minimalistic. Wood-paneled walls, a well stocked bar, the aroma of sizzling beef in the air, sexy little sprigs of parsley and the goodness of Gorgonzola cheese enveloped my senses. The dim lighting seemed like it was perfectly set, to enhance the mood. Sinful treats gazed longingly at me from a corner display, begging to be eaten – my will weakening.

And then came the culinary cavalry, in a menu, Dozens of them. Garnished to the teeth. Salads, Sandwiches, Soups, Breakfast, Burgers, Dogs and Main Courses. I was outnumbered. The mind and the taste buds raged their own battle for supremacy within.

She pushed some more. I gave in to gluttony. And then she came, like a delicious surprise. I didn’t know then that I would long for her feast, every waking hour, for as long as I lived, since that day.

Entrees included the Seared Pork Sausages - dipped in oil and brushed with care. Not too crisp, not too soft, not to dry, not too tough, just perfect! Next, The Garlic Prawns - fresh prawns soaked in wine, with a dash of the chopped garlic, and some, salt black pepper, sauteed for a few minutes and deglaze with white wine. It left a tingling taste along with its melt-in-the-mouth texture.

Quickly following it, are the Barbeque-Chicken-Wings. Tender, and bathed in the right amount of a sweet-tangy BBQ sauce, the messy entrée, makes up in it’s (spicy) electric taste.

Ditto for the sea-salt rubbed grilled chicken. The marriage of the incredible flavors of chicken with a “secret” ingredient is the secret to this grilled god of a chicken that goes deliciously with the Sulet White wine.

Then, main course, the Medium Filet Mignon (quality beef) made love to with just the right amount of coarsely ground black pepper and salt and lovingly sprinkled with a light dusting of pure sea salt. Its full-of-flavour brown exterior hadn’t compromised on consistency on the inside or the outside of the steak. It also carried a deliciously smoky savor from the wood flame. The accompanying mashed potatoes with a little milk, cream, and butter mix goes very well with the fresh ground pepper and greets your senses with a glazed texture.

When there isn’t place to struggle any more – the dessert options appear. From cheesecakes, to lava-chocolate and muffins to coffees – everything here competes for your longing affection.

Choosing the Molten Lava Cake seemed to be a great choice. The pouring rain outside, perfectly complements the steaming (literally like a Lava) chocolate. Arranged like a newlywed bride, with sprinkles and sauce, it’s probably a sin, for something to taste this good. This French classic dessert literally melted in my mouth – how could it not? Butter on the bottom, then butter on the sides, wiping from the bottom up to the top. If anything, it helped the chocolate to rise even more

Soon after, the strawberry compote traipsed in with the mud cake. Fresh strawberries, sliced, melted and sauted with a hint of lemon. Chocolate layered with a truffle mixture between layers. If you are a chocoholic, look no further. Served slightly hot, you will realize at first bite that God does exist.

And thus ended the night. A night filled with passion. A night that delighted the senses. And A night, that I recall in vivid sensory detail to this day.

It all started with a broken tail-light…

My Indigo Affair!

Friday, January 1, 2010

New Year Resolutions

Yes, it’s that time of the year when the most insipid inquiry that floats around the social circuit becomes, “So, what’s your New Year Resolution?” Then once you take the trouble to spell some of them out, the obvious joke becomes, “But New Year Resolutions are meant to be broken, no?”

If that were the case, this joke being the obvious intent to end the meaningless banter, you realize how redundant, the conversation was, in the very first place.

So, before someone pulls that New Year nonsense on me, I’ve decided to be ready with my own witty retort - an online list, in which I will attempt to pen my top 10 resolutions for 2010.

1. Watch my Wallet

It amazes my CA how one person can spend so much money on restaurants. The other night, I instinctively called out to a server at Indigo by his first name, the other day I pulled my own chair at Delitalia and on yet another occasion, one that took the cake, ordered specials on the phone whilst in transit to Rice Boat. (Yeah, I’ve memorized the specials by day-week and month). The familiarity with menus, waiters and ilk, like you may have guessed is marginally bizarre if not creepy. Plus, its really really really HARD on my poor wallet.

PS: My wife and my Mom are BOTH excellent cooks

2. Curb Afternoon Feasts

That’s right. Food is my Achilles heel. While most people bring dabbas and stuff to an office, I find living from meal-to-meal the highlight of my day. And to give me company and feed my dark passenger are some of the most hardcore foodies. On an average, a meal in my office consists of 3 starters, 2 main courses, rice, Imported lemon coke and at least 2 varieties of sinful dessert.

PS: It’s all absolutely 100% non-vegetarian.

3. Control Impulses

Earlier this year, when I was at the peak of being broke and jobless, I walked past a Bose store with a friend. To cut a long story short, the Mastercard card isn’t really priceless. It comes with a hidden annual fee and a 10% late payment fee. Sure, I salivate silly every time the bass clocks my heartbeat but sadly, I bartered a medi-claim policy in lieu of incredible mid tones. NOT COOL!

PS: The Bose was just “one” in a long list of impulses

Health is Wealth

As of this positing I possess neither. After putting the pro in procrastinate, I ordered fried chicken, went back to sleep and donated to a non-tax-deductable organization – The Local Gym. This year, I promise at least a few good games of tennis, some rugged rounds of squash, firmer calves and one more pack to the paunch.

PS: I will NOT frequent the snack counter at the Club immediately after

5. The Celluloid Dream

I’ve been struggling to write a film for so long, I actually came up with a non-fiction format called ‘Strugglers’ which might ironically see the light of the day before my films hit the silver screen. So I’ve come up with a math. I’m going to write 100 screenplays before I die. Of which, 2 will get made. 1 will be a super hit. Sounds reasonable, right? Or am I being an Idiot?

PS: On the bright side, my TV career is doing all right. SWELL!